Five Ways Max Fischer Might Celebrate His 18th Birthday

1.     The Recruiter welcomes them into his office with a meaty hand clasping each of their shoulders. The two boys now sitting in front of him are scrawnier than he might like, but fortunately his quotas don’t factor in body mass. He eagerly readies the pamphlets.
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I have a job. It is with Walgreens. I don't yet know how I feel about this development. At least I will be earning some money. $35,500 a year, according to the shiny brochure they handed me.

My home computer is broken again. Blah blah blah Power Source.
I don't know. Never patronize Circuit City.

I miss everyone.

The End.